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topherchris:

Yup.
collegehumor:

Dildo in Claw Machine
The only toy in there that’s actually any fun.

collegehumor:

Dildo in Claw Machine

The only toy in there that’s actually any fun.

(via ihatemyparents, kimrash)
collegehumor:


Beaker Riding Shotgun


Meep meep! Beep beep!

collegehumor:

Beaker Riding Shotgun

Meep meep! Beep beep!

theonion:

New ‘Get The Fuck Outta The Road’ Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to address rising pedestrian deaths, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration launched a new educational outreach program Monday to encourage people to “Get The Fuck Outta The Road.”

More.

theonion:

New ‘Get The Fuck Outta The Road’ Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to address rising pedestrian deaths, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration launched a new educational outreach program Monday to encourage people to “Get The Fuck Outta The Road.”

More.

comedycentral:

In need of a Futurama premiere date? Why not Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c?

comedycentral:

In need of a Futurama premiere date? Why not Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c?

collegehumor:

Best Pictures of the Week
Our favorite pictures from the internet this week.

collegehumor:

Best Pictures of the Week

Our favorite pictures from the internet this week.

topherchris:

Watch this! Like it! Have babies with it!